Cheat. Let me explain in more detail: Don't actually create new glahsez shapes, just take two existing shapes and fuse them together. Asymmetry is what nerds call it.

Sawyer knows what I'm talking about...

Cheating by asymmetry is fully endorsed by glahsez. It's hard to come by a new shape, so do what you have to do. Just whatever you do keep creating new glahsez shapes.

There is a new kid on the glahsez block named Eye Heart Glasses. It's run by Jo and she's good at spotting glahsez in Ghostbusters movies.

Psst... the glahsezheads over at SLO totally tipped us off to all this.

Is the red-headed Annie wearing Gianfranco Ferre glahsez?

Update: Glahsez wingman Chris combines the danglies from brown-headed Annie with the Gianfranco look-alikes from red-headed Annie.

Does the model make the glahsez or do the glahsez make the model? It is the single most important question of our glahsez generation. Students huddle in university dorms around the world discussing it late into the night. And, Ivy League professors base whole Tuesday afternoon lectures on it. Is there an answer? Or, only answers (plural).

Astute Glahsez reader and friend of the blog Becca Hsu got us pondering this Pandora's box of a question by tipping us off to this model with glahsez and/or glahsez with model link. Go say hi to @beccabot on Twitter and she might send you an Internet link leading to an abstract, heady question, too.

Btw, this post was conceived & birthed over at Glahsez Nation.

We've been hunting and pecking the fertile grounds of eBay for glahsez gems. GoodKoreaShop has got the gems. Go get urrrrrself some fine South Korean goods...

1) SEOJEON 2034...         2) SEOJEON 2036...     3) SEOJEON 1063...       4) SEOJEON 5081...

Tell 'em Glahsez sent you.

December 31, 1995 was a very sad day. It was the day William Watterson II stopped drawing and went dark ops on us. All I'm left with is a shelf full of Calvin and Hobbes books. And, unanswered questions about Spaceman Spiff's glahsez.

Sigh.

Please come back, Bill. And Calvin. And Hobbes. And, Bill's glahsez.

We here at Glahsez ravage the forests of eBay to bring back eyewear venison for you squaws. Enjoy the fruits of our harvest...

1) Neon pink cyclops shades...

2) Cholo gangster paraphernalia...

Tell 'em Glahsez sent you.

Catch an elbow playing basketball and break your pretty schnoz? We got just the thing to keep ur snout looking good and keep you on the court ballin'...

Gecks: Beak glasses by Linda Farrow x Bernhard Willhelm

140 words or less: Broken nose chic is so hot right now.

Don't have a broken nose? Solution: Tell your BFF to sucker punch your gonz when u least expect.

Who wants to tell Richard Hamilton we got something better for him?

We here at Glahsez like us some Linda Farrow. Glahsez friend Becca Hsu ( Twitter / SoSauce marketeer / Electropoprckstr ) hipped us to this post chock full o' Farrow glahsez. Can't shake these ones from my mind:

On deeper Internet analysis, Ponystep further burned them into my mind:

Gecks: Linda Farrow for House of Holland

140 words or less: Dress in formal business attire during the day? These will tell people u also have an edgy night job exterminating vampires or the like.

Can I see these glahsez w/o models? Yes, here u go (Yanked from Fashion Birdcage).

Aren't these out of season? Yes, they're S/S '08. Sorry, we aren't synced with seasons. Only steezy glahsez.

Have u ever wondered how Spaceman Spiff gets the shape of his glahsez lenses to match his emotional state?

We think about it all the time. Blows our minds.

Spaceman Spiff, where did u get your glahsez? Anyone have Bill Watterson's phone number? Maybe he knows.

Gecks: 4occhi by Giulio Iacchetti by Aspespi 1910

140 words or less: Rooster, morning, run, eggs + bacon, car, work, BLT, work, work, car, Olive Garden, late night trip to Walgreens. 1 pair for all of d above. 'Nuf said.

Tipoffs like whoa: Glahsezheads all over were feeling these bad boys loud and clear. Wingman Chris hollered these on one of Glahsez' communication backchannels and so did riotlabel's impresario @mrlyndonbj.

Why would you wait for automatic Transitions when you can manually transition in like 1/16 the time. Unless, you have really slow glahsez-flipping hand speed.

We hope members of the PGA Tour don't stop reading Glahsez because we're suggestion an alternative to a product sold by one of the Tour's official sponsors.*

What are Giulio Iachetti's innermost thoughts? What does he look like? You can prob answer one of those questions with this Designboom Giulio Iachetti interview.

4occhi's all over the Internetz: NOTCOUTURE, Preik, Goldring, and LikeCOOL.

*We secretly admit that although Transitions are kind of creepy they are also so next level.