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Sunglahsez Not Sunglasses

Andrew — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:00:20 +0000

Do the evolution...

Glahsez wingman Chris has the copyright on this one.

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Coffee + Glahsez + Beard + Foe Paws + Sounds + 11:30pm = Potent Combo

Andrew — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:27:12 +0000

Don't say we didn't tell you so.

11:30 coffee on 12seconds.tv

Foe Paws, u still haven't told me what glahsez you're wearing on Foe Paws homepage. What the hell, man?

Go holler at Foe Paws steezy tees now. Angelina's son Maddox hearts them and so should u.

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Decrease Rays In Your Eyes, Increase Stares At Your Eyes

Andrew — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:00:51 +0000

Warning: The following visor glahsez may increase level of strangers peeping your face.

140 words or less: Plain girls will get stares, hot girls will get more stares.

Ladies, want to increase stares even more? If so, walk around with a dude wearing futuristic bookie visor glahsez.

Can guys rock the above glahsez? Of course.

Buy: Smash Vintage on eBay (Ends Nov 23) Suggested retail: $20

Peep 2013 NASDAQ ASAP ( TUFTSMANIA ) Gecks: Visor sunglasses by BLESS 140...
Asym4thefuture With Electrobangerready Clearz Are cheap, super whack clearz the future of asymmetrical glahsez?...

Special Glahsez Report: “Sunglasses” Gets Googled 6,120,000 Times Per Month

Andrew — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:13:13 +0000

We bring you only the juiciest, most hard-hitting facts here at Glahsez. You're welcome. Yes, you heard me right. "Sunglasses" gets Googled six million one-hundred twenty thousand times per month. Give it try for yourself: Sunglasses.

In comparison, "Paris Hilton" only gets 3,350,000 Google searches per month. Where you at, Paris?

This has been ~~another~~ a first Special Glahsez Report. Goodnight.

Bonus threat/promise: Watch your back, Sunglass Hut! You think you're so precious sitting on the top result for "sunglasses", don't cha? You will be toppled from your cute little mountaintop perch someday, you mark my words.

Sunglahsez Not Sunglasses Do the evolution... Glahsez wingman Chris has the copyright on...

Asym4thefuture With Electrobangerready Clearz

Andrew — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:58:44 +0000

Are cheap, super whack clearz the future of asymmetrical glahsez?

Help the Glahsez research lab team and make your voice be heard:

If their asymmetry fancies you, get them at the Smash Vintage eBay store here.

Update: Polling data speaks loudly with a resounding... No.

Have Clearz Your Way Yellow clearz. Clear clearz. Shades. No shades. Gecks: Timeless by...

Stocking Stuffer For Glahsezheads

Andrew — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:11:41 +0000

We have a good idea for all you early bird Xmas shoppers out there. It's a stocking stuffer idea for the glahsezhead in your life. A glahsez necklace...

The kids over at Tatty Devine took Jarvis Cocker's signature glahsez and adapted them for the neck. Their work seems to be inspired by the old proverb "If it works for the eyes it works for the neck". That's a proverb, right?

What the hell does Cocker sound like? Consult Hype M.

Buy: Tatty Devine Suggested retail: $60

Thx to special Glahsez informant @mrlyndonbj for the glahsez neck hardware tipoff. Find more Jarv Specs Necklace coverage on the webz at Cool Hunting and You Look Nice Today.

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Young, Black Lagerfeld

Andrew — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:30:06 +0000

( Kanye photo yanked from Discobelle )

The following analysis was sown, grown, and harvested over at the Glahsez Nation plantation:

Andrew: Chris, put ur KW hating aside for a sec and analyze the glahsez.

Chris: i don't even hate KW, i was starting to like him, and then he busted out with this truly awful abomination.

Chris: @the glahsez, so his hypebeast stylist picked out a fashion forward pair of sunnies and put him in a shipley+halmos suit. he looks like a young black lagerfeld with less talent.

Chris: i'll just let aziz illustrate my point. http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/...

Feel free to leave further Kanye glahsez analysis in the comments or over at Glahsez Nation.

Oh yeah, you should really go read Aziz' "Exclusive: Guest Blogger Aziz Ansari shares his intimate IM with Kanye West" post. Straight money.

PS - Glahsez tracks Hypebeast, too.

PSS - Kanye's glahsez look like the glahsez in the Glahsez homepage icon, no? Update: Limited Hype thinks Kanye's sunglahsez are Tom Ford.

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Asym4thefuture

Andrew — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:53:00 +0000

We ain't prediction geniuses like Nate Silver, but we do know how to smell the wind. No metaphor. And, the wind smells of asymmetry. You smell it? Smells like "Asym4thefuture", right?

Sawyer started it and the Italian kids at Sugarkane are running with it.

Gecks: Asymmetrical glasses by Sugarkane
140 words or less: Asymmetry, when you get bored with symmetry.
The asymmetrical eyewear movement shall be called... Asym4thefuture. What else?
Sugarkane also makes... films!
Sugarkane asymmetry around the Internetz: Selectism, Men's Rag, and Brandish.
Buy: Email ochialli@sugarkane.it for purchase info

Asym4thefuture With Electrobangerready Clearz Are cheap, super whack clearz the future of asymmetrical glahsez?...

Black Rebel Motorcycle Glahsez Club

Andrew — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:12:39 +0000

Rocking all black apparel plus leather jacket, and riding in bike gang with other dudes dressed similarly is walking a thin line between Hells Angels and YMCA. Either way, equip yourself with some badass glahsez. Go all The Wild One on everyone.

Tip for the kids: Remember to eat your veggies and exercise, because it's much harder to cruise in a bike gang looking like this.

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What The Hell Is Steampunk?!

Andrew — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:16:22 +0000

Consult Wikipedia or let Alexander Hi Tek's interpretation be your definition. You win either way.

Glahsez wingman Chris told me not to post these until we had bought all of Alexander Hi Tek's glahsez on eBay, effectively cornering the market on steampunk eyewear. But, my boy @jjchoi, the dude with the golden photo skillz ( Flickr / TUFTS vs CITS / portfolio site ) told me to post asap.

Gecks: Handcuffs by Alexander Hi Tek
140 words or less: For people embarking on deep-sea nautical explorations where nuclear fission, eye patches, and undersea cities inhabited by only women are involved.
If a book or movie were to encapsulate steampunk... think Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne.
Where in the world is Alexander? Cyprus.
Holler at these two blogs for more of Alexander's steampunk glahsez: Fashion Indie and Kempt
Buy: eBay Suggested retail: $300

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